But where’s the fun in that?
“She’s going to kill him!” my writer friend said, in a loud of enough voice and with convincing enthusiasm to be heard across the lobby while we waited for the elevator in my apartment building.
We had just returned from a brisk, evening walk while we brainstormed her newest Christian suspense.
A neighbor entered the area just as my friend finished illuminating her plot and announced the crux of her heroine’s dilemma. The poor man’s eyes bugged. I can only imagine the thoughts going through his mind. “What have I just overheard?”
We reassured him we were not grandmotherly-type terrorists, nor were we plotting a horrendous murder … well … we were plotting a killing … a literary one. We gave him our business cards and did our best to explain that writers are insane, but we are normally harmless.
A writer needs to be careful where they verbalize their story ideas or add explanations to their contrivances. Fortunately, our neighbor did believe us and didn’t report us to local law enforcement.
While on a group trip to a Christian women’s event, I gave an explanation to a devotional I wrote that expounded my extreme dislike of Lima beans. I did so dramatically, miming my explanation … “They stick in my throat and make me choke.” An illustration to point out the negative impact of crammed religiosity in our children.
A few minutes later, we stopped to eat at a Cracker Barrel. The waitress efficiently and politely informed our group the vegetable of the day was Lima beans. We burst out laughing.
I gave the girl an extra tip with my explanation for our rudeness.
Yes, a writer’s life is never dull. A funny thing always happens on the way to and from our manuscripts.
MaryAnn DiorioDecember 19, 2019 - 08 : 05 : 21
Thanks for the laugh, Linda! You brightened my day!Reply